i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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