All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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