Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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