please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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