What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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