have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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