I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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