its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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