Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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