I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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