google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He uses pillows to masturbate.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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