Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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