Your tits are I can't wait for
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
love makes seman taste better
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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