I forgot how hot balto sounded
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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