they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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