im gay
i know
yea but for you.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Randomize
