So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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