elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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