Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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