there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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