It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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