Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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