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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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