So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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