I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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