i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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