if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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