Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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