Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
