Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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