So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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