Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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