Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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