I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
