Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
its not stalking. its research.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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