I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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