No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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