Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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