capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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