yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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