do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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