I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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