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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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