But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You need a sexual gate keeper
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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