I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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