sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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