thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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