singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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