Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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