last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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