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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.

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• (562): View more from California

  biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  This couple is walking their pig around campus

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  i think i just naturally attract stoners

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts

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  Maybe I will go to the company picnic

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