BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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